But I THINK that 2017 may be a uncommonly average year for albums, with only one so far that I’d confidently describe as a real Nipple Stroker™
Ewan Palmer is a Flaming Dick Whacker

That’s my brother Ewan, and he is- as the caption suggests- a colossal arsewipe
The Legit Bosses: The 10 Best Songs of 2016
10 Bon Iver – 666 ʇ
What is that? Like, an upside down ‘t’? I like it, Mr Engine, I really like it…
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The Legit Bosses: Best Tracks of the Year (20-11)
20 Japanese Breakfast: Everybody Wants To Love You
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect
19 Kanye West: Waves
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The Legit Bosses: Best Tracks of the Year (30-21)
30 Drake: Child’s Play

When you next see me, please ask me to sing you Child’s Play. I’m not saying I do it particularly well, I just love singing it… Bounce that shit like ‘whoah’…

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The Legit Bosses: Best Tracks of the Year (40-31)
40 The Radio Dept.: Swedish Guns
39 Kano: This Is England
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The Legit Bosses: Best Tracks of the Year (50-41)
50 Glass Animals: Youth
As soon as you hear that first ‘Ooh!’ a few seconds in you’re more than likely dropping your ears’ knickers
(what the fuck does that mean?)
49 Wild Beasts: He the Colossus
I feel that in 20 years time when late night art talk shows on BBC4 are discussing how odd it was that Wild Beasts are widely accepted as one of the greatest bands of the 21st century yet completely unheralded in their time I’ll be showing blog entries like this to unbelieving post-millennials to prove how far ahead of the curve I was
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The Legit Bosses: Best Tracks of the Year (60-51)
60 Car Seat Headrest: Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales
God, I love this song, as underneath all it’s cool and intensely legitimate indie credentials it’s a great epic rock song the like of which G’n’R themselves would be proud to put their names to. I liked it when I first made this list too…
59 ANOHNI: Execution
Heeeeeey! Dis woz on dat list too! I still love it at least as much as I did when I wrote that mid-year list back when I would post things at relevant times
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The Legit Bosses: Best Tracks of the Year (70-61)
70 Zeal & Ardor: Devil is Fine
Remember: this is probably actually the best album of the year, I’m just too afraid to say so
69 Underworld: I Exhale
I Exhale is amazing: it blatantly and shamelessly rips off The Clash’s Train in Vain, Bowie’s Sound and Vision AND The Fall’s Hit the North, yet still manages to be a cast-iron banger. I couldn’t include the surrounding album on the Necessary Evil countdown, as they can’t go unpunished for such things, but this song is wonderful (especially the album’s 8 minute cut)
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The Legit Bosses: Best Tracks of the Year (80-71)
80 Radio Dept.: Committed to the Cause
Every time I hear this amazing song for the first two and a half minutes I wonder whether I’ve overrated it slightly, and perhaps it’s merely brilliant rather than the AMAZING required to be considered one of the year’s Legit Bosses, but then that musical break explodes into life and I remember how much I love the song
79 Beyoncé: Pray You Catch Me
http://videos.sapo.pt/OBl0pRzRKF92LIpQwbAe
Yeah, you’re right, this’ll probably be the only Beyoncé song on this list. As an opening track, and intro to the album’s concept, style and tropes, it’s an utterly perfect song
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