Before I reveal the scientifically and mathematically proven best album of 2016 that you’ve already worked out let’s chuck some random stats at you
Tag: prince
=6 Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Skeleton Tree
Sigh… Not many jokes I can make here…
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‘Skeleton Tree’ was probably the best reviewed album of 2016, and richly deserves all of the plaudits
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36 Kanye West: The Life of Pablo


The wild tackle in the 1991 FA Cup Final- that Paul Gascoigne injured himself so comprehensively attempting that he was never the same player again- was a painful example of the kind of aggressive and impulsive thought process that actually played its part in making Gazza the amazing player he was. If you took such spontaneous and emotionally intuitiveness our of Gascoigne’s game, he wouldn’t be the same player. The tackle itself though, was an act of stupidity and should not really be celebrated
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Charles Darwin was a hideous misogynist, who viewed women as simply womb vessels who were little more than irritating intellectual inferiors who interfered with serious scientific research by talking about ponies and periods and shit. He ended up marrying his cousin, probably because he felt marriage was sufficiently socially expected and didn’t want to leave the house to find a wife. However, if you took this sociopathic view of life only through its logical and consequential results, then he may have never invented dinosaurs and proved God wasn’t real, or whatever. However, his sexism should still not be celebrated in and of itself
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39 Esperanza Spalding: Emily’s D+Evolution
40 Anderson Paak: Malibu
In a strange way, whenever you listen to Malibu you’re always a little disappointed…
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I met up with an old friend recently who I’ve not seen for literally a donkey’s years

who I obviously won’t name, because even if the chance of him reading this are slim I’m a great believer in data protection, so let’s just call him ‘J Theakston’…
No, that’s too obvious, let’s call him ‘Jamie T’…
No, not that Jamie T, who did one amazing song ten years ago and is still crapping out songs not fit to lick the sweat off Sheila’s boots to this day, a different Jamie T
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47 Abra: Princess



I used to hate the cover of ‘Princess’, I used to think it looked cheap, sordid and…
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…this isn’t working, the picture’s too far up the page, I want it to be right on top of the writing as I’m dissecting it, y’know?
48 Drake: Views

As far as I can tell

Drake is looked upon as something of a joke in some quarters, chiefly because he often sings about his emotions and feelings and other pussy wet shit like that
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Yeah, that joke is so subtle I’m not even sure it’s there
51 Tove Lo: Lady Wood
Remember when I asked? No? Well, that’s what it’s called anyway
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The music of Tove Lo is generally concerned with her genitals
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76 Vince Staples: Prima Donna
Christ, my contacts in the hip-hop community

weren’t lying when they warned me about the dangerous dulling of acceptable hip hop names
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80 Tegan and Sara: Love You to Death
We’re at number 80! forever moving towards the appropriate!!
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