Oh! It’s MIA backwards! I’ve literally only just got that
+8
Hey ladies, hey fellas (you know you’re doing good because they’re jealous)
I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news: Mildred Ingrid Addison, whom you all may know as MIA, once one of the most exciting, ingenious, influential and visionary artists making music, is now around 86% ridiculous
Goodness gracious, children, do you know what this is?
Do you? Do you know?
Well, I’m about to tell you
Dow-dow-BOOF! Dow-dow-BOOF!
DEEEEE-DE-EEEEEEE-RAAAAAANG, dom, dom, dom!
Bow! Bow! BOW! Bow! Bow! Bow! BOW! Bow! De-ner-ner, der-ner-ner, der-ner-ner!
I used to hate the cover of ‘Princess’, I used to think it looked cheap, sordid and…
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…this isn’t working, the picture’s too far up the page, I want it to be right on top of the writing as I’m dissecting it, y’know?
As far as I can tell
Drake is looked upon as something of a joke in some quarters, chiefly because he often sings about his emotions and feelings and other pussy wet shit like that
Yeah, that joke is so subtle I’m not even sure it’s there
I am a tiny little bit racist, and believe most white people are
I’m not consciously racist: I don’t go on 4Chan message boards and eulogise how James Bond could never be played by Idris Elba because black people are genetically poor at espionage; I don’t complain about ‘multiculturalism gone mad’ because in the new Sainsbury’s advert there’s a 0.6 second shot of a brown person; I don’t vote Conservative; after the pub’s last orders me and my equally pathetic and ugly white friends don’t chase down people of different ethnicities and beat them to death in a failed attempt to compensate for the gigantic hole in my existence where self-worth and happiness is supposed to go. These people put a lot of work into their racism and we should respect them for that: they’re the real heroes
Dat not how you spell heavan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top 50! This is almost a normal list!
Firstly, Pitchfork- that self-congratulating vomitorium that regards itself biblical text for hipster edgelords*- naming ‘A Seat at the Table’ as 2016’s best album is absolute bullshit
Not ‘in my opinion’ this or ‘controversial choice’ that, actual inarguable and scientifically objective bullshit
They realised that Solly’s sister Be-Be
was going to land high on many critics’ lists, so decided to swerve everyone with a hot take
Remember when I asked? No? Well, that’s what it’s called anyway
The music of Tove Lo is generally concerned with her genitals
I’m halfway there!
I may as well put this here:
On the Night of the Excessively Lengthed Knives that I mentioned previously- which would make this a
I suppose- I deleted albums from my music player that I thought too average to include or that I simply couldn’t think of much to say about
Necessary Evil 