Intentions count for nothing, your reasons for doing anything are completely meaningless
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Intentions count for nothing, your reasons for doing anything are completely meaningless

In case you haven’t noticed, the actual order of this list so far has been pretty fucking arbitrary

Christ, my contacts in the hip-hop community

weren’t lying when they warned me about the dangerous dulling of acceptable hip hop names
Yeah, I think it’s pronounced ‘dive’
Not ‘div’, unfortunately


When I first attempted to collate Necessary Evil 2016 back in the entirely understandable period of late 2016, I decided to write the ‘reviews’ alphabetically first before getting the abacus out and working out where the would be placed scientifically. This was a terrible mistake
We’re at number 80! forever moving towards the appropriate!!

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Hey! The correct spelling of ‘nights’!
The Weeknd’s first mixtape- 2011’s ‘House of Balloons’- was an absolutely marvellous piece of work and was the Necessary Evil album of 2011, even though I never actually wrote it down or told anyone about it, because when all’s said and done it’s really none of your fucking business is it?

OK, children, we need to talk about ‘pretension’:

Continue reading “82 Plants and Animals: Waltzed in From the Rumbling”
Aw, shucks, ‘Painting With’ is the very dang definition of a

When I threw all of you desperate plebs a bone by listing the best tracks of 2016 so far- back when life was good and we didn’t all automatically despise and mistrust our neighbours’ democratic menace- I named the undeniably fabulous FloriDada as the greatest artistic contribution of the year so far