83 Animal Collective: Painting With…

Aw, shucks, ‘Painting With’ is the very dang definition of a

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When I threw all of you desperate plebs a bone by listing the best tracks of 2016 so far- back when life was good and we didn’t all automatically despise and mistrust our neighbours’ democratic menace- I named the undeniably fabulous FloriDada as the greatest artistic contribution of the year so far

+20

And, although it won’t be top when I later finally reveal the scientifically proven list of the year’s best

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when I finally get round to releasing it in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 2049, after Trump has been inspired by Brexit to such an extent that he removed the USA from very planet, transporting all 320 million Americans to Pluto to live in the alien utopia that Breitbart has long claimed existed but #FakeNews was denying, as the rest of the world still struggles to comprehend how wrong that ‘Bladerunner’ sequel was on every level <Yeah, turns out it was great, can you change this?- Ed>, but the song still stands as an absolutely colossal achievement

+10

Such an achievement that the remainder of the album, despite scaling occasional heights, spends 36 minutes struggling to emulate

-5

Nevertheless, adventures in sonics always gets you

7 Prince Points

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Metacritic: +69

Ah, come on now, it’s better than that… isn’t it…?

Length 39 minutes +7

Number of AMAZING songs: 1 (+10)

Is the last song just the first track but played on Ukulele? No -1

Total 105

https://anmlcollectve.bandcamp.com/

 

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