=6 Jenny Hval: Blood Bitch

jh1

Women are gross, aren’t they?

-1

I learned this week- from a mate who’s got a cousin whose mate swears he saw an internet video of it- that girls can actually bleed out of their noo-noo when the mood takes them!

-2

Daniel- who’s the mate who has a cousin who has a mate who reckons he’s actually seen it– says that they can only do it when the moon’s full, or summat. Fucking weird

-3

And yet still you have the existence of ‘menstrala’, crazy chicks actually making art out of their disgusting habit, like it’s something to be proud of!!

-4

jh2

Continue reading “=6 Jenny Hval: Blood Bitch”

60 King Dude: Sex

The guy’s name is King Dude. Who cares what the music sounds like?

+10

If he were a rapper, the name ‘King Dude’ would sound a tad unimaginative and infantile, like the kind of name Dapper Laughs would give to his comedy hip-hop side project that sees him constantly attempt to rhyme ‘banter’ with ”sexual assault’ with hilarious consequences.

-2

dapper laughs.jpg

But does King Dude make rap music? The music of rap King Dude does not make

+10

Continue reading “60 King Dude: Sex”

85 Jesu/Sun Kil Moon: Jesu/Sun Kil Moon

Firstly, there’s an elephant in the room here: what the heavens to murgatroyd is Sun Kil Moon’s name supposed to be? Is it a pun?? A pun on Ban Ki Moon?? Because that’s just… just… awful. And probably a bit racist

-5

Oooooooooh, I’ve just Googled it: there was actually a Korean boxer called Moon Song-Kil/Song-Kil Moon. OK, I’ll allow that

+10

sun kil moon.png

Continue reading “85 Jesu/Sun Kil Moon: Jesu/Sun Kil Moon”