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7 Self Esteem: Prioritise Pleasure

Dec 23, 2021 ~ Lex Leeson ~ 1 Comment

2019 #56

This is like.. and it sounds so stupid but it’s genuinely something that me and my friends actually do

If we are approached by a group of men we will bark, like dogs

And people always laugh and they’re like “Ha ha, that’s so funny” (It’s actually really good)

But there is… there is nothing that terrifies a man more than a woman that appears completely deranged

Woman sampled at the start of I’m Fine

Self Esteem’s Rebecca Louise Taylor will not… Oh, I’m sorry, they hadn’t finished…

Roaw! Roaw! Rrrrrow-oooh!

Is that a woman making that noise?? Is it Rebecca?? It really sounds like a dog. Kudos to whomever makes those barks. Especially if it’s actually a dog, because dogs always deserve kudos

Sorry about that. As I was saying, Self Esteem’s Rebecca Louise Taylor will not rein in her need to be completely free, even if that freedom needs to occasionally be protected by imitating a pack of dogs while out with her friends. When men talk about protecting our freedoms, it’s generally concerned with not being forced to choose ‘English’ as our language when using ATMs or having to wear dirty Communist masks to stop people dying of an infectious disease (which is exactly the same as fucking Hitler by the way! The Nazis was all about mildly inconveniencing people in order to save lives! Wake up sheeple!). When women in 2021* talk about protecting their freedom, they generally mean having to go out of their way to protect their freedom to exist, to protect their freedom of their own agency, protect their freedom to, y’know, live, when roughly 50% of the population are the people who have shown time and time again how much they hate you and would happily rape and murder you. Oh, and I guess if you’re a man – especially in countries that generally have a more laissez faire attitude over killing machines, our freedom also includes the right to kill other people. Maybe women, I dunno, stop trying to politicise my bloodlust!!

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