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21 Moonchild Sanelly: Full Moon

~ Lex Leeson ~ 1 Comment

I’m a walking billboard, bunny
And I make a lot of money
Yeah, I make a lot of money
And that’s on period, honey
It’s all the travels, bunny
And chasing summer’s money
I do not flex, my darling
I’m stating facts, don’t worry

I got God-given cushion
And some God-given pushing
It’s your God-given duty
To appreciate my booty
I, I, I got God-given cushion
And some God-given pushing
It’s your God-given duty
To appreciate my booty

Scrambled Eggs

I was going to do a bit of an introduction for the readers with such spiritually impoverished lives as to not be aware of Moonchild Sanelly, but the opening track from ‘Full Moon’ pretty much sums it up. She’s speaks truths and is very successful doing so, and also has a natural talent (her bum) of which it is your God-given duty to appreciate.

Not enough? I can go as far as her preferred diet if you want:

You’re in pain, bitch , ‘Cause I’m paid, bitch

Legit Bosses: The 143 Best Songs of 2024

~ Lex Leeson ~ 5 Comments

Hey, look, I’m getting better at this. Recently, I went on a massive cull of the 2024’s greatest songs to make this list as tight and as concise as possible, so that it would be sure to represent the absolute best of the best and would be as brief and easy to write as possible. And look! There are only one hundred and forty three tracks this year!! That’s a whole seventeen less tracks than last year! This post is going to be a breeze!

spoiler: this song is going top five. It INVENTED GAY POP, show some respect

OK, three weeks laternow, and I’m almost done! This post will be longer than most books you read, but to be fair most of the ‘books’ you read are Dr Who fanfic.

So, yeah, these songs are really good. And they get better as the list goes on. That’s how these lists work.

Here’s the YouTube playlist, which I know is the only thing most of you care about.

How much of an intro do you need, seriously?

A/79/232