OK, you’ve had plenty from me on this album. I wrote thousands of words on it when it was first reissued, I delicately and some would say expertly compared the band’s situation in 2004 to the Soviet Union’s position at the end of the 1980s. Consider this album done! So, is now the time to write my previously threatened and detailed defence of Josef Stalin??

No. I’ve not eaten all day. And I’m a bit tired as well. I’ve been looking at this computer screen all day, my head hurts. And I’m horny. And thirsty.

Khitam Bara’a Abd Al-Bari Abu-Foul